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The Rules of Bus Time and Space

Written by Kelsey Smith

Illustrated by Stellanie Abella


"There is another dimension In this world, That transcends all time and space: The bus."


BUS #1883 – 7:23 PM


There is another dimension

In this world

That transcends all time and space:

The bus.

You may wonder why

I say this

About this interdimensional traveler.

The minutes span into days

Then weeks

Then months.

You believe this is an exaggeration?

That I’m being dramatic?

Then you have not ridden the bus.

Time works differently here.


The minute I hopped on

That fateful night,

The sun has barely set

And I go into the jungle

Of grimy bars and dirty seats

Where one touch can grant you a new disease

Unheard of to humankind.

I sit in the seat near the engine,

The hated seat

That sane people avoid at all costs.

I take a breath

And lean my head against the window.

My fingers shake

My heart

Pounds

Deep in my chest

Brewing,

With anger.

He will be there

At the end of the line.

After fourteen years

My brother and I will see each other

For the first time

Face to face.

After all the research abroad for stupid rocks,

After all the excuses,

After promising to come

And missing my wedding

He calls it quits

And moves back to the states,

Texting me to pick him up

From the airport.

And tells me to bring an old piece of flint.


I reach into my pocket

And pass the granola bar

To feel the dull rock

He gave me all those years ago.

One of the rocks that made our campfires

On those summer nights.

I take a breath

And stare out the window.

The thing that stinks about the

Bus is that

Once you get on,

You can’t get off until the

It stops.

I sigh.

It’s going to be a long 8 minutes…or years.

Bus Rule Number One

One out of the three rules I have

Learned from riding:

Time works against people on the bus

And time is working for Randy,

But once I see him

At the airport

He’s a dead man.


And now I’m on the bus

Because of him.

I started saving for a car

After someone

Started dancing on the seat

Then started to sing a parody

To Wheels on the Bus.

Wheels on the Seat

Unfortunately didn’t

Win any awards.

And unfortunately for me

My car broke down after work

And Tyler had to work late.

Thankfully, he doesn’t have to deal with this

Even though he married into my crazy family.

Another thing Randy didn’t care about.


The bus stops.

The last stop before mine

The last stop before Randy.

Trash and an unidentifiable fruit

rolls down

the dirt-stained floors.

to the front.

No one even flinches.

Everyone except

Three squeezed into

The back seats

leaves.

Two young people,

A brother and sister

Shove each other off

Laughing and giggling.

The sister unaware that

He would move away

And leave her all alone

Without any other family

To escape

On a Geology Expedition in the Andes.

I take my rock out,

Its searing cold

Combing over my palm.

A vein popped from my forehead as I

Threw it on the floor.

I don’t need to bring this to Randy.

I don’t even need to get off this bus.


The bus doors start to close.

Suddenly a random man with a chicken on his shoulder

Whishes through the doors.

He surveys the bus

And waves through the aisle

And plops right down next to me.

When the rest of the bus is empty.

I give a grin then I look away.

The chicken screams,

Flapping its wings up and down.

I give a glance at the chicken.

The man doesn’t try to calm the bird.

He picks up the flint from the floor

tossing it up and down,

Babbling,

“My chicken’s name is Sigmund Freud.

After the great chicken psychologist...”

I clench my pen.

Bus Rule Number Two

People never talk on the bus.

Bus Rule Number Three

Those who talk on the bus have never ridden the bus

Or are crazy.

The chicken gave a snort and the man nodded.

“You’re so right!”

I glance at the other three

In the back.

No reaction

To a man talking to a chicken.

“Sigmund was telling just the other night

that time is relative.

It seems so long

Yet is so short.

Like riding this confined

Public transportation vehicle.

We try to make it

Go by quickly,

Which just makes the

Ride longer.

That’s why we distract ourselves

From our feelings

About time we have,

Especially the people

We do

And don’t spend it with.”

I fix my eyes on the floor

The man

Or the chicken

Was right.

About The Rules of Bus Time and Space

About Randy.

He kept on talking,

“And our distractions

Are a way of distracting our feelings.

Like my good friend

Sigmund.

Mmmm chicken. Fried chicken.”

The chicken pecks his shoulder.

“Sorry, Sigmund. The vegetarian diet isn’t going well for me.

Have this.”

The chicken pecks at the flint,

Taking it in his beak and holds it high

About to swallow it whole,

Confirming Bus Rules Two and Three

Even more.

“Wait!” I look at the man.

He raises a brow.

My heart skips a beat.

“Can I have that?”

He plucked it from the chicken’s beak

And shines it with his knuckles.

“It was on the floor. Finders keepers.”

“It’s my brother’s.”

“Sigmund deserves the best.

So unless you have anything else…”

“Take this.” I jumble out

My granola bar

Which was going to be my dinner.

“Deal.” He takes the granola,

But dangles the rock over my hand.

“Though answer one question for me.”

“Which is?” I squeak.


I look ahead.

The bus sign shines in the twilight.

Two minutes to go.

But Bus Rule One is in effect

Time works against you

Or in this case,

Me.

“Do you think my Sigmund would make Vegas?

He’s one heck of a singer.”

“Anything can happen,” I lie.

Even though a singing chicken

Wouldn’t be the weirdest thing to perform at Vegas.

“Thanks for the advice.

I’ll be taking the bus all the way to Vegas then.”

He drops the flint in my palm.

“Best of luck.”

I smile.

The bus turns back after this

And head East

To the other side of town

A thousand miles

away from Vegas.


The bus stops.

I jump from my seat without thought

I get off and he’s there.

Randy with his long scruffy face

Baggy and sad eyes.

He stands there

And looks at me

In silence.

Then, he talks,

“I’m sorry. I missed your wedding.

I was busy with research.”

I say nothing,

Resisting the urge

To strangle him

To punch in the gut

Like he did to me

For missing

My wedding

And every time something good happened

Over the last fourteen years.


“Jordyn! Say something!

Do something!”

I fling the flint at his feet.

He picks it up.

“My flint? You’ve kept it

All these years?

I didn’t think you’d bring it.

I just wanted to see if you did.

If you cared enough—"

“Of course I do Randy,

We’re brother and sister.

Anyways you do need

two flints to make a campfire

or roast marshmallows.”

He brings his flint out and

Places in it in my hand.

“This time I’m staying.

No more research.

No more missing anything.

I’m back. For good.”

My lips quiver.

I clench the

Flint so hard

That its

Burning cold

Hardens my fingers.

“How can I even

Know

That you will keep your word?”

“You don’t

And you have every right to.

I’ve been the worst

Brother in the world.”

I mutter under my breath,

“The worst brother

In the universe.”

“Yes!” he yells

With a chuckle,

“You were

Always the smart one.”

“Were?” I raise a brow.

“Are,” he says.

I hug him.

Tears stream down my face.

I have my brother back.

“I’ll get you back later

for missing my wedding

and for making me ride the bus. But

I’m glad you’re back home.”

He laughs and

we sit on a bench

And wait for

The next bus.


The minutes span into days

Then weeks

Then months,

The planes

Screeching over us

As they land.

There is still an awkward

Silence among us.

And there

Will be for a long time.

Though the silence

Is fine.

Time is relative

At least

To the observer

And even

The Bus Rules

Of Time and Space

Work their magic

Outside

A confined

Public transportation

Vehicle.


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